Would you be okay with me getting a brand new puppy and getting rid of my old dog?I sure wouldn't. If you agree, help spread the word about how wrong this is. To help please copy and paste the following in the pets section on craigslist. Thank you!!(:
Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!
They are described as:
One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.
One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls and little boys but does not like to share her toys and
therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training. Shouldn't take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
$ 10 re-homing fee but price is very negotiable.
PS - If you laughed or understood the seriousness of this posting, please repost it in other areas of the country as well as continue to repost it. It doesn't matter how quickly it was flagged the point is that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE will have read it and thought about it for a minute.
THESE ARE NOT MY CHILDREN. I just copied and pasted like everyone else. Geez, take it easy.
If you want to repost then do it, if you don't then don't. Simple.
Wow! I didn't think I'd have to break it down for you, but apparently I do. The children represent older dogs being replaced by cute cuddly puppies, they are not actual kids! My goodness...
Answer by Aduial
I am not reposting this. I don't troll or spam.
Answer by Still Can't Think of a Name
A German woman was ARRESTED for listing her baby on eBay.
Answer by mcc
I have seen this before and laughed - I have gotten some dumb reasons why people have returned a dog to me the breeder - after many years and I've used something similar to help people understand when they get a dog it is a lifetime committment.
I think it's funny, useful and should be passed around.
Answer by Jin
Awesome :D This made me giggle.
Answer by Aubrey/Audra Franklin
Why in the world would someone do that? I would rather have my children than a new puppy! Whoever wrote this is a rude, horrible, and very very unfortunate!
Get the facts on the chickenpox vaccine, treatment, causes (varicella zoster virus, VZV), symptoms and signs (itchy, red rash).
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